The following is a complete and utter rip off. This text was completely lifted from Char's blog, I heart baby toes. I enjoyed it soooo much, I had to republish, and throw a link her way. Read her brilliant letter, and check out some great Kaylin pics in the process!
An open letter to the baby sock people
Dear people who make baby socks,
Are you kidding me? Do you people actually sleep at night knowing that the little pink socks you manufacture each day never really serve their purpose? How can you look in the mirror when you know full well that the tiny toe covers you produce never really stay on said toes?
On behalf of all mothers everywhere, let me say that I am quite disappointed in all of you. Baby socks do not stay on!
You should be paying me to be searching the floor every half hour for those little tubes of stretchy cotton! I should send you an invoice for all the time I spend putting those socks back on my baby's adorable feet. And what about all the time I waste smooching those little exposed piggly-wigglies when your stinky socks fall off? You owe me big time!
I hope that this letter makes you stop and think about yourselves and the injustice you create in this world on a daily basis. You should be ashamed.
Yours truly,
Charlene
PS - And why do newborn socks have treads on them? Where exactly is my baby going in those treads that I don't know about?
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